The best way to hide a wolf, to keep people feeling safe, is to make them think it’s just a well trained dog. (x)
(Source: parsletongue)
HAHAHAHAHA!
If this were a real thing, I would be doing it right now.
Huh, that seems like a very useful tutorial. But… Does it work with women? It would be really useful for crossplaying.
Let’s give it a try. Fortunately, I have some spare “Man Soap” with me.
I can’t wait a full minute-!! It tingles too much-!
Huh… A nice stubble. That’s what I get for cleaning too soon…
But I can always try adding a package FULL OF BACON~! I wonder if that will have any effects really…
HOLY MOTHER OF ODIN-
(Source: serski)

(Source: calikalie)

(Source: freemas)
Poor Ygritte.
I’m going to say it again.
Jon Snow’s story is NOT and never has been about being with Ygritte.
Jon Snow’s story is about being the Sworn Brother of the Night’s Watch.
“I have to go HOME now,” he said.
Either rewatch the show and pay attention, read the books and pay attention, or quit your whining.
You’re irritating the fuck out of the rest of us.
His story isn’t a lovestory, certainly, but can’t imply she was unimportant/irrelevant to him. I mean, does the 5th book ring any bells?
*SPOILER*